Monday, December 1, 2008

Christmas Update

My mom had me write our family Christmas letter and this is what came out. For those of you who don't know my family, just imagine.

Hey Everyone,
Greetings from the Antkowiaks! It’s been a busy year, and God has blessed us immensely. Jeff is still young and charming, with a twinkle in his eye, and a spring in his step. Not to mention the grey in his beard. The business is booming and we’ve grown to over thirty employees (economic crisis my arse). Karen continues her benevolent reign as one part domestic goddess, one part shnazzy dresser, and one part financial savior, keeping the lights on and the employees paid at ADG. Morgan is flourishing in the first grade and loves nothing more than singing and dancing. She is also developing quite a sharp sense of humor: think half Shirley Temple, half Groucho Marx. Jordan is turning into quite the young lady, is happily working through her freshman year in high school, and would only be slightly offended at the term “self-appointed Diva.” Tyler graduated Summa Cum Laude from Rockbridge Academy and is now slowly being brainwashed at New Saint Andrews College in frigid Moscow, Idaho. Brandon married his high school sweetheart Ashley Dwyer in May and has also settled down in Moscow. As far as they’re concerned they are still on their honeymoon. In typical Antkowiak style we are all tired, but all happy, and all looking forward to the new exciting ways that God will test us and bless us in the New Year.
God Bless you all,
The Antkowiaks

4 comments:

Jeremy Sauder said...

Haha, love it. Especially the brainwashing bit.

Amberleigh said...

It was good to see you again. Sounds as if y'all are doing great.Just curious, Is Moscow ever warm?

GGPJ said...

Yes, Moscow is indeed rarely warm.

Horace said...

Awesome.

Um. As far as warmness goes, Moscow has been warmer than Maryland lately. Its been plenty warm.