Valentines Day Eve

Valentines day is not a celebration of love between, a man and a woman, God and mankind, or love at all. Its a battle of the wills. Valentines day provides the battle ground for some of man and woman's most important fights. We stand in the middle of warring Ideologies. Most of all its a time of brotherly griping where all men come together and form a band of brothers, all fighting against the violent rule of yes, you guessed it, ROSES. They last the three days, max, what kind of a representation of love is that. plus no matter how good of a florist you go to, at least two of the roses in your dozen will be sub-par. If you should run into another guy buying flowers on Valentines Day Eve, you'll meet eyes and both immediately get a sheepish look, roll your eyes, and let the complaining commense.